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PLEASE KINDLY NOTE THAT THIS IS NON-CANON. IT HAPPENED IN THE UNIVERSE THAT PRE-EXISTED THIS ONE. THIS WAR WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE THAT CAME BEFORE DESTROYING THE PREVIOUS UNIVERSE.
The Faggot Wars, known as Fuck de Little Children in the Savile language (rendered as Fucé de Lil Chillren in the more traditional dialect), was a great war that took place between the Kingdoms of the Paedokings and the City-States of the Faglords. The war marked the first, and last, time that Operation Yewtree (Operation Kisz Mi Arse in the Savile language) mercenaries were employed in battle. It was one of the most bloody wars in the history of the City-States of the Faglords and saw their kingdom annexed into the Eternal Empire of the Paedogods.
Also, this resulted in Erich being raped in the back of a van by the Nine Kiddie Riders, who had returned from the There-and-Not-There. A wizard recorded this raping and put it on Pornhub, to wank over it at a later date. His name was Connor the Faglord of Engurlund. Erich was filled with so much cum that he became a dirty cum whore. During the rape, Erich was heard to call out for his mother, who was fingering herself over Adolfus Hilter's German bukkake porn. This is what involved Erich (known as Edrik in the Savile language) in the war on the side of the Fags (called the Fucks or Fucés in the Savile language)
Cause[]
The war was caused cheifly because of High-Paedo King Jimmy Savile's desire for more kids to bum up the hole. The High King dispatched his most trusted servent, Maggie Thacher, to the fertile lands of the Faglords. The elected President of the fag union rejected Maggie's demands for more kids, and smacked her with his cock.
The High-Paedo soon marched his armies to war, picking up kids to fuck along the way. Chief of these was "Sloady", a young faglord who'd come into power when his father got aids and died. The paedos took the monarch anally several times, making him bleed and cum. Soon after, they wanked as he was raped by a horse, the power of the horse's dick broke Sloady's spine.